Kobolds Ate My Baby! 20th Anniversary - ZINE QUEST

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100% real authentically fake reproduction of the 1999 cult classic beer & pretzels RPG - in the original ZINE format!!! #ZineQuest

Latest Updates from Our Project:

So Long and Thanks for all the Babies!
6 months ago – Thu, Apr 18, 2019 at 04:50:04 PM

My Little Kobolds,

At this point, all of you should have received your copies of the 20th Anniversary reproduction of the KAMB book.  If you HAVE NOT - then you probably didn't fill out your survey.  GET ON THAT (here's the link: https://kambzine.backerkit.com )

Thanks for making KAMB such a joy to make and its been fun sharing this little project with you all.  If you are jonseing* for more KAMB - you can catch us doing our absolute worst at these SHOWS for the rest of the year:

  • ORIGINS
  • GENCON
  • PAX UNPLUGGED

At each of those shows we are going to host a MIDNIGHT MASSACRE event - where we play a MASSIVE game of Kobolds.  This 20th Anniversary year will also feature JOHN KOVALIC coming out to do some cool stuff - as well as the complete 9LG Team (including Chris and Dan, and most of the other writers that have had a part in KOBOLDS over the last 20 ).

The name of the Massacre Event is "CHRIS AND DAN MUST DIE!" so, if you want to get involved - as a MAYOR or HELPER, you can email us at CONTACT -at- 9THLEVEL -dot- com

ALL HAIL KING TORG!

Chris

9th Level Games Evil Wizard


*Janesing is right out.


Shipping Begins
7 months ago – Thu, Mar 21, 2019 at 11:44:44 AM

My Little Kobolds,

We are starting to ship out your ZINES today!  Starting with the lovely little kobolds that paid for the super special version!  Shipping will go in waves over the next few weeks.  ALL HAIL KING TORG!

Stack of Zines in Chris' Mom's Kitchen (the original home of 9th Level Games)
Stack of Zines in Chris' Mom's Kitchen (the original home of 9th Level Games)
Proof that Chris and Dan really signed these books and didn't hire some imps to do it
Proof that Chris and Dan really signed these books and didn't hire some imps to do it
The Cardboard Shanty town that Chris and Heather call home everytime we ship a Kickstarter
The Cardboard Shanty town that Chris and Heather call home everytime we ship a Kickstarter

ALL HAIL KING TORG!

Chris, the Evil Wizard at 9th Level Games

Surveys & Shipping: The World's Most Boring RPG - KAMB 20th Anniversary Zine
7 months ago – Thu, Mar 07, 2019 at 02:37:07 PM

My little Kobolds,

Surveys are going out today from BACKERKIT (https://kambzine.backerkit.com) about the KAMB 20th Anniversary Zine.  

The 9th Level team will be travelling for the next 2 weeks - doing GAMA and Emerald City Comic Con (on the West Coast).  When we get back, we will close the survery and SHIP OUT THE KAMB ZINE!

Thank You All for your dedication.

ALL HAIL KING TORG!

Yours in Orange,

Chris

THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR BOTTOMLESS STOMACHS
8 months ago – Wed, Feb 13, 2019 at 12:44:11 AM

My Little Kobolds,

Thanks for being a part of the kickoff for our celebration of 20 Years of KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY!  Thank you all for being a part of the 9th Level Games story all these years and still on into tomorrow!  Later this year, we will be back with the infamous FINAL BOOK of the Kobold saga (still looking for a great name), and then we will see what happens next.

We have the ZINES printed, and as soon as the Kickstarter clears, we will send out the BACKERKIT to finalize addresses and ship this little piece of history out to you.

YOU ARE AWESOME!  ALL HAIL KING TORG!!!

Yours in Orange,

Chris

9th Level Games

🎲 New RPG from 9th Level Games 🎲
8 months ago – Tue, Feb 12, 2019 at 03:20:04 PM

Little Kobolds!

We have some exciting news for you! Today we launched our latest Kickstarter campaign, for... MAZES The RPG of Dice, Danger, and Dungeons! 

Designed by our very own Chris O'Neill, MAZES features old school settings and new school mechanics. It's the first game in a brand new tabletop roleplaying system, also designed by Chris, Polymorph! Check it out here: MAZES RPG. We are so excited to play this game with you!

AND in case you haven't backed our latest KAMB campaign yet for the 100% real authentically fake reproduction of the 1999 cult classic beer & pretzels RPG - in the original ZINE format!!! THERE ARE STILL A FEW HOURS LEFT! Get 'em while they're orange!

Love,

-9th Level Games